Baffles Me Victorian Ornament + Keychain

Poise with a hint of disdain.

The Baffles Me Victorian Ornament + Keychain merges classic elegance with modern sarcasm — because sometimes, eye rolls deserve an era of their own. Featuring a refined Victorian silhouette paired with unapologetically sharp text, it embodies the kind of humor that feels both intelligent and effortlessly composed.

A perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate wit wrapped in luxury.

Product Highlights

• Size: 2.36” x 3”

• Material: Durable acrylic with a clear gloss finish

• Print: Single-sided with @shopkierst branding

• Lightweight and long-lasting

• Hand-assembled with metal ring (included)

• Preorder item – ships early November

Use it as an ornament, keychain, or daily reminder that grace and boundaries are not mutually exclusive.

Pairs Best With:

Black Crown and Black Bow — an editorial trio balancing feminine grace, gothic allure, and unapologetic confidence.